THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY THE TIME YOU HAVE
REACHED MIDDLE AGE.
28. No one has more driving ambition than the boy
who wants to buy a car.
29. There are no new sins; the old ones just get
more publicity.
30. There are worse things than getting a call for
a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
31. No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their
team is winning.
32. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a
nap.
33. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no
way you're going to like it.
34. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
35. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every
joint, you are probably dead!!
36.
Always be yourself. Because the people who matter, don't mind. And the ones who
mind, don't matter.
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