QUOTABLE QUOTES 3

THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY THE TIME YOU HAVE REACHED MIDDLE AGE. 

19. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

20. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

21. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

22. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

23. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 

24. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

25. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 

26. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 

27. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.