THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY THE TIME YOU HAVE
REACHED MIDDLE AGE.
1. If you are too open-minded, your brains will
fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for
maturity.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for
natural stupidity.
4.
If you must choose between
2 evils, pick the one you have
never tried before.
5. If you look like your passport picture, you
probably need the trip.
6. Bills travel through the mail at twice the
speed of cheques.
7.
Conscience is what hurts when all of
your other parts feel good.
8.
Eat well, stay fit...and die anyway.
9. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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