QUOTABLE QUOTES 2

THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY THE TIME YOU HAVE REACHED MIDDLE AGE.

10. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

11. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

12. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

13. Flies spread disease, keep yours zipped.

14. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex... she objects.

15.  Impotence is nature's way of saying " No hard feelings...."

16. Panties are not the best things on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

17.     Virginity can definitely be cured. Virginity is not dignity...it's lack of opportunity.

18. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.