~~ THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old ~~
4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks
1. Rapists are not very interested in you.
2. In any hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
2. In any hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks
in the room.
14. You can sing along with the elevator music and people would
14. You can sing along with the elevator music and people would
smile.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National
Weather Service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
20. Last but not least....you can fuck people and get away with it!
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
20. Last but not least....you can fuck people and get away with it!
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