COMPUTER DIAGNOSIS

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Laugh a little...

1.  Quote on a man’s T-shirt:

     All women are devils...

     But my wife is QUEEN of them!

2.  Man was sent on earth to suffer...

     Woman was sent to make sure it happens!

3.   A man asked for poison.

     Chemist refused, since it required prescription.

     He showed his Marriage Certificate.

     Chemist: Thank you.  What size would you like? 

4.  Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,

     and other is husband!

5.  Husband & Wife always compromise.

     Husband always admits that he is wrong, and wife agrees with him.

6.   Husband & wife had a long argument.

      Wife concluded: See dear; do you want to WIN or be HAPPY?

7.   A man speaks 25,000 words daily,

      A woman speaks 30,000 words.

      Problem starts when husband comes from office after finishing his 25,000,  & wife begin her quota of 

      30,000  words!